theblueberrimary:

when someone, who isn’t your mama, tries to explain something to you, sweetie

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hopeydopey526:

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW POWERFUL YOU ARE

wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

theelusivebloggeur:

my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: ok
me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….

blackphoenix77:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

amazingexplodingwoman:

mrsthecobra:

It me

taylorsweetburlyq
HAUNTED BOOBS

I would be thrilled to have a gf with supernatural boobs, tbh 

lycanthropic:

Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club

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What would happen if you put a popsicle up your butt and let it melt?
Chris (via mommamayhem)
  • Me: *minding my own business*
  • Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
  • Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS
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