shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog asia wears diamond necklaces

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covers world-famous magazines

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and bitch ALWAYS acts like her life is dreadful

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kittehkats:

reblogged from Impractical Cats

rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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unclefather:

G.U.Y - girl under (the control of) Yugioh 

  • Child: mommy I'm sick
  • Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  • child: but mommy I've been throwing up
  • Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
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